Saturday, 10 September 2011

whatsapp, hurting hands and cardboard box eaters :)

sooooo i havent written in ageeeessss....hehehe..but well i have been quite busy breaking up, graduating, starting new courses, meeting new people and worst of all....getting addicted to my cell phone..lool..as if i wasnt addicted enough before already...now am like on it constantly...and honestly...i have NO PEACE OF MIND...every other second, my fone keeps beeeeppppiiinnngggg and even when i put it on silent, there is this funny light that comes on..it's like a bloody discotheque in my room at nyt...not that am complaining though..it helps me keep in touch with the whole world for almost next to nothing....yes i am a cheapo and proud of it :p

sooo i have a nokia, that was already dying as it is...and i hadta buy a new battery...i kinda got tired of roaming around with a charger, especially since I live in Kenya power sockets aren't very readily available and neither is power itself...lool...and then i spent 2 good weeks with ppl who were always on BBM..known as black berry messaging..NO I DIDN'T BUY A BB...i'm not that crazy..and I LOVE MY SLEEP..i have noticed that the bb friends i got DO NOT SLEEP...

so i downloaded this application called whatsapp...on my already dying nokia...ohhh mannnn...it was crazy...i actually hadta go and buy me a new battery and a car charger just incase the new battery died...soooo back to whatsapp....it's awesome..helps me keep in touch with the new bf, new friends, old friends, make new friends toooo...but now i have to give myself a hand massage every day and am paranoid about getting carpal tunnel syndrome at the mere age of 25....and my phone is CONSTANTLY ON CHARGE....and i aint the only one complaining...the card board box eater is also complaining...hehehe..no she doesnt really eat card board but she eat something similar to it called weetabix...no offense to the makers of weetabix but gosh, i have never been able to eat that cereal..gimme rice crispies and fruit loops any day :) snap cwaakklleee and ppooooop....*not poop but pop... :D :D :D

and now she tells me to have weetabix pizza...really woman..sheesssshhh..

back to the writing...soooo i feel like the muscles of my right hand are over developed and i think its soon gonna look like a gorilla's honestly...even my nails have started to break...yeeesss i was tryna grow my naillssss...big help the cell phone was....noooott.....

and now am actually getting tempted to buy a Bb...oh my....i think am losing the plot honestly...so i made like a list of pro's and con's...

pro's..i can access my email any where at any time...uhhmmm...i can access my fb any where....uhmmmm

con's..i can be reached any where on any media, switching the fone off is out of the question coz switching it back on eats like half the battery, the Bb ear fones are cleverer than my nokia...i swear-i plugged my bro's bb ear fones into my fone and it went crazy...it was like talking to me every 5 seconds....i couldn't listen to music peacefully...i will have a worse discotheque in my bedroom..i wont have peace of mind...

hmmmm soooo i reckon my  nokia is the best...i can always kill the batt :D by over chatting, switch it off and not be online all the time-not that that is happening right now but i suppose if i care about my right gorilla hand, i'm gonna stop this whatsapp nonsense... but then again, that heavy built hand would be totally awesome to beat up ppl with...no am not violent but u never know when u gonna need it..i would've needed it like 3 days ago when at 3 am, i had unwanted and uninvited guests at the house, tryna open my room door...and all i could think off was...have i locked my door?? then i'm thinking...can they come thru my window....bloody helllll....i think we need to create employment for these ppl, even if we havta pay them to climb trees we should, i mean they, scaled up the wall to second floor...no wonder kenynas are knows for their acrobatics....hahahahahaha..we have them in every corner, tryna steal something or the other...but kweli, those were some dumb ones...they wanna steal the heaviest thing of the lot that has the lowest value..seriiioouussslllyyy....there was a computer and a fish tank and God knows what else....and u pick the commercial toaster that u hadta leave on the ledge coz it was tooooo heavy to carry....hahahahahahhahahaha...eeedddddeeeeooooottttt...thats what u get for locking my doggy in the pasi room and scaring me half to death at 3 am...sccchhhuuuppppiiiiddddd...