girls and farts :D :D :D

why is it that girls can't fart around people??? are we not people as well???

i mean if i eat too much you say i'm gonna get fat, if i eat only a salad you complain to the guy that i make you feel uncomfortable

and what's with the whole eating from my plate...you got your own plate dude....or is that a subtle way of telling me i've eaten too much???

so i was having a conversation with one of my new friends...and i told him i'd eaten too much...he couldn't stop laughing...coz apparently girls watch their weight or something...am not exessively fat....i just love my food a whole lot more than i love shopping...i can't be bothered to go into a ship and try on 20,000 kinds of dresses jsut for the fun of it....nothing ever fits or they always make me seem like what am not...yeah sure every girl like to live a fantasy but gimme a bbq and coke any time and we'll be best friends :D

and why can i not fart within the vicinity of friends...i am human too u know....and why is in inappropriate for me to loosen my belt and sit coz i feel like it...i mean guys roam around half nude all the time...i'm just loosening my belt honestly....

society today has made it so difficult for girls to survive normally...u gotta be thin (although i knw for a fact guys hate that) to be called sexy....how is that so when most of the guys always say they want something to grab onto and not something that pokes them...i mean rrreeeaaaaallllyyyyy nowwwwww...

why do we let society create our norms??? why can a girl not do half the things she wants to do??? just coz she got tits and ass??? pplz....we didnt used to wear clothes before...its called evolution....coz eve apparently gave adam the apple or something of that sort...which makes me wonder-is that why guys have that adam's apple thingi around their neck??? coz the apple got stuck half way????

oh weelllll...i'm gonna try and fart in public and see what the response is....i already loosen my belt when i eat too much :D :D