Monday, 4 April 2011

sex, fake orgasms and little fingers :D :D

sooooo we all usually know the concept of sex and orgasms and how apparently women can fake orgasms-i've never really been able to do that so mine are real...

back to the little fingers....and no i'm not talking about the man sex organ ie the penis...i'm actually talking about fingers....

this is actually one of my friend's stories....and i got her total permission to write as long as there are no names....

u know how gals usually take a longer time to get turned on compared to guys init..so the guy hasta like work really hard to kinda like get her switched on....hahahaha...well this dude decided to try the whole finger story but she was already turned on....i dunno how he didnt know that...i mean it's abit obvious when a gal is horny...she just wants to jump the bones outta you,....hehehehe

so he works his little fingers around her apparent clit-clearly the wrong spot coz well she felt nada...infact she actually got turned off...but the guy didnt just get it....

the next day she comes walking in like she's got a tampon up the wrong end(literally) and wincing in pain...and i was like WTF happened to you??? and she says..."it's an injury"...and am like "huh" and she's like....."the fool injured me with his little fingers" hahahahahahahahahaha...

the dude kept going and going coz he wanted her to have the most perfect orgasm and she had gone so dry that the finger and labia had managed to cause friction between each other hance making my pal walk like a penguin :)

moral of the story-GUYS ASK THE GIRLS WHAT SHE LIKES....trust me....she will never hide it from you.....and the same for girls....

you can't have perfect sex and orgams just by jumping each other...you gotta talk about it...jeez don't u ppl read on these things???

1 comment:

  1. LMAO!!!!! poor friend =)))))
    n big up to any dude that actually bothers to ask...Kama Sutra wasn't an inbuilt application when u were born, you know...

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